and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wear drunk well.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
