ugly people sure do ruin things
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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