So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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