i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They have beer where we have blood.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
