I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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