i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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