He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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