Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
