Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She bit a glass in half.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
