Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
smell my finger.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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