Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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