I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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