I've blown a few things in my day
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you traded sex for a burrito?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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