So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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