Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
