just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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