Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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