I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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