please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
soo... how was my night?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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