doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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