If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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