You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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