This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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