someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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