Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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