she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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