i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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