if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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