David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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