I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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