Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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