i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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