Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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