When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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