I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you will always have a special place in my vag
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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