Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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