dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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