Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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