Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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