Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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