I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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