Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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