that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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