exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Rumble strips road head = magical
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
