windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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