So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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