U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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