Plan B is the new Plan A
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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