I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think I sprained my soul last night
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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