So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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