This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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