Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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