Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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