If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I still have a little drunk in my system
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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