What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Randomize
