Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
