so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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